Animal Affairs I & II

                                                                Animal Affairs I & II

 Chicken I. I am scared for my life.

Chicken II.: why are you scared? 

Chicken I: It’s the festive period and as usual these gluttons of humans will start slaughtering us like chickens.

Chicken II.: But we are chickens, aren’t we?

Chicken I.: That is not my point. Humans are disgusting piece of shit. What right do they have to slaughter and eat us? 

Chicken II.: I totally agree with you my comrade. We spend almost all our lives searching for food by ourselves only for humans to kill and eat us? This is disheartening to say the least.

(Mother hen walks in, visibly angry and gives a loud annoying crow at interval)

Mother Hen.: They have ruined me! Worthless irredeemable overeaters. 

(Chicken I interjects): Mother, what is the issue this time?

Mother Hen: humans!  Those irredeemable gluttons of humans that God will help me to punish have started again. 6 of the 8 eggs I layed last week are gone, eaten by those lazy humans. My anus still bleeds and hurts from the excruciating pain of laying my eggs.

Chicken II: 6 eggs? Bullshit, that is nothing actually. News abounds of how humans have eaten the entire green field in Emu town, they eat very rubbish, unimaginable things like woods but they call it yam tubers. Nonsense.

Chicken I: Haven’t you heard they also eat all types of grass in the name of vegetables? 

Chicken II: Seems there isn’t a limit to their atrocious acts. They occasionally feed us with chemically-engineered feeds to fatten us in anticipation for the ultimate slaughter. Wicked, unreasoning humans.

Chicken I: ‘chemically-engineerd’, ‘anticipation’. These are big words comrade, how did you learn them?

Mother Hen: Short up both of you and spare me these nonsense big words. We have a bigger problem. Easter is coming, we survived Christmas and new year but I am very disturbed they might finally slaughter us this coming Easter.

to be continued...

Michael Jackson'

The entire weight of a 52 year old adult male suspended on two toes. His weight  distribution altered, affecting his center of gravity yet he maintained balance. 

 Thousand of his fans in attendance, all screaming in unison in complete amusement and admiration to his hypnotic performances. A few of these fans fainting out of excitement and exhaustion making the work of the Security men more difficult than it already is. 

During the interlude, he formed an elliptical arc with his back in a clockwise direction while simultaneously bending his  legs  and closing his two knees together, alas! This is where he gets the balance comrades. With this singular mechanical act, MJ magically and evenly distributed his entire body weight down his toes.

Never has mankind witnessed such a gifted Musical Artist before and after him. MJ left a piece of his soul in every of his songs.

Here he performed the world celebrated single 'You Are Not Alone'. 

The crowd screams in awe as he performed. Minutes later, he stands still while the crowd continues chanting 'Michael!, Michael!! , Michael!!!' repeatedly but this time, MJ is facing the multitude, absorbing  every energy given off from the crowned. He hacked and  mastered the act of stage performance.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Jackson, the King of Pop.

Soyinka's Abiku

Hello guys, today I would like us to talk and 

discuss Soyinka's poem 'Abiku', Abiku was first written by JP Clark. The poem narrates the many troubles some mothers face when dealing with an Abiku child, JP Clark's version of the poem is actually an appeal from the mother to the Abiku child to stay and stop tormenting her.

Soyinka's version however, is a response from the child :Abiku to the mother. Please I have dropped links to both poems guys, kindly read and share your opinion in the comment section.

JP Clark's Version :https://www.poemhunter.com/poems/abiku/

Soyinka's Version :https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wole-soyinka-abiku/

Trump, US Congress and the Shutdown

President Trump is the most insulted president alive. There is hardly anyone who has not insulted the president from members of his own administration to opposition party members to the news media who have declared war on the president. However, Trump seems to be calmer with every controversy building on him, i personally envy and respect his ability to handle all the negative comments about him.

Americans have not helped matters either, some people call him names and some times publicly. The current US government shutdown is as a result of Trump trying to fulfill his campaign promise of building a war between Mexico and the US. Democrats maybe fighting in vain to prevent this, the president is a man of his words and wont be move until his demands are met besides the war will be of greater benefit to the American population.

Congress should be bothered the effects of the shutdown. The world is wacthing. 

THE UN CHALLENGE

 The United Nations among other things was set up to resolve international wars and wars within sovereign states. However, the body seem to be failing in this regard as more countries are defying its decisions and rules. In recent years, we have seen the UN looking helpless while its member states shamelessly defy its orders. Its now a toothless dog as President Trump once said.

This is true especially when we consider the cases of North korea , Sudan, Russia etc. If this situation continues, the UN may end up like its predecessor the League Of Nations. We call on all relevant bodies and stake holders with the UN to look into this situation so as to avoid what happened during the second world War. One of the reasons the UN is loosing its powers is on the issue of Reform of its security Counsel. Personally, i think its high time the five permanent members of the UN are reviewed as this doing that will go a long way to restoring its relevance and powers.

Yeah! QHNets is back online. we were offline to enable us set things straight and give our audience, readers a better experience on our articles.

For those of you who don't already know, QHNets now operates a mobile banking business with four locations in two different states of the  federation.

WEBSITES AND INTERNET SECURITY

Every day, millions of people connect to the internet via their smart phones, laptops, ipads PDAs etc 90% of what we do on the internet is via or on Websites; booking for a flight, accommodation, hotel, reading news online, streaming videos, using any of the popular social messaging apps to check and send IMs to check status update. All these are done over the internet via websites.

Its important to know and understand what websites are made of, how they function and how to better interact with them. QHNets will be giving out lectures on;
1. Websites basics
2. The different level Website Security: a. https, b. ssl c. EV
3. How to protect yourself and browse safely on the internet

Drop your comments on any area of security you want and QHNets will follow you up personally, our goal is to see people browsing the internet safely.

Ethical Hacking

Hacking is one of the most searched things on the internet according to recent survey, what  exactly is hacking? Can one really hack legally? Is there a licence to hack? These and many more what QHNets will be giving attention to in the coming weeks.

Don't stop coming guys, all your Hacking questions will be answered here, for now, kindly drop any question, advice and opinion here before we begin the QHNets Series on hacking

What is Kali Linux ?

Kali Linux is the new generation of the industry-leading BackTrack Linux penetration testing and security auditing Linux distribution. Kali Linux is a complete re-build of BackTrack from the ground up, adhering completely to Debian development standards.

As the distribution developers, one would likely expect us to recommend that everyone use Kali Linux but the fact of the matter is, that Kali is a Linux distribution specifically geared towards professional penetration testing and security auditing.

More about Kali Linux

Is Artificial Intelligence (AI)Safe?

There has been lots of debate on the whether AI should be continued or not, tech giants like Elon Musk of SpaceX and Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook have both given their take on the controversial debate on AI. QHNets would like to hear from our readers what their views and opinions  are on AI, please drop your comments and opinions in support or against AI.

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Good News For Africa's Internet!

Finally Africa now has its own unique web address .africa, this is like the .com. Africa Union has all the credit for this new development. I applaud AU for this great achievement and i also want to seize this opportunity to remind AU that there is still more work to be done as far as Africa's Internet and Technology is concerned; we need our own SAR Value as a people and as a Continent.

SAR means specific absorption Rate of a mobile phone, its the measurement of how much radiation a mobile phone emits during use, I pointed out few years ago that Continents like North America and Europe have their own SAR value (1.6 and 2.0 w/kg respectively) hence Africa too should look into standardizing or defining the SAR value of mobile phones that come into Africa. Click the link below for a comprehensive explanation on SAR value.
Specific Absorption Rate.

The Nigeria Economy

Nigeria is the largest Africa country and it has the biggest Economy as a result of its population size. Nigerians are hard working people, Intelligent people who are committed to whatever they are doing in life. One would have thought that the Nigeria Economy would have been the best in the whole continent but its a different case all together. This is so largely due to political neglect of the huge potentials in the country of over 170 million people.

It is true that Government alone cannot face all the issues of a country hence society sometimes turns attention to NGOs and other bodies in the society for the development of any country. Its on this note, that QHNet think NGOs and Multi National companies in Nigeria are not doing enough to contribute to the development of the Nigerian Economy which they have so much benefited from.

It is of great concern to  see  companies like MTN, GLO, Maltina, Peak Milk etc ALWAYS organizing music concerts, dance hall competitions, talent hunts to mention but a few programs for Nigerians. Its a good thing to organize these events but a closer look at them reveals these events or programs are solely for entertainment purposes only! hence 99% of their ambassadors are from the entertainment Industry (Music and Movie Industry) and it should be of great concern because these companies or organizations have direct impact on the Economy and the Economy can not be developed by entertainment alone! What happened to the Agricultural sector? What about the Information and telecommunication sector which some of these companies like MTN, GLO, Airtel, Etisalat operates in?

The Nigeria Music Industry is doing very well because of the assistance and empowerment from  some of the companies and NGOs mention above. Their Ambassadors are given large some of money and sometimes they are given contracts that will facilitate whatever they are doing ( like in music where and artist will be signed to a record label for years with monetary benefits and the assistance he or she needs to come out as a successful musician).  So we have Musicians and Movie stars who are very successful and widely travelled as a result of the empowerment and support from these companies. But we have seen that entertainment alone can not develop the Economy, so I ask again what about  the Youths and persons into large scale farming? what about those in the  ICT sector? Because these are sectors that have direct  impacts on the Economy unlike entertainment.

QHNet believe those in the Information and telecommunication (ICT), Agricultural (large scale farming) sector deserves the same attention and empowerment given to Entertainers. I am thus calling on MTN, GLO, Airtel, Etisalat, Maltina, Peak Milk etc and the Nigerian Government to look into this issues urgently now especially now that the current administration is concerned with development of the Nigeria Economy. This is an urgent issue so QHNet also wants to draw the attention of Minister of Science and Technology Christopher Ogbonnaya Onu together with well meaning members of the National Assembly to lend their support to this course.

Together we can and we will make the Nigeria Economy great again, God bless Nigeria

Before the US presidential elections, Trump was known for his very blunt opinions on issues even on National isues. He has never pretended about what he stands for and what he believes in, Trump made it clear during some of his campaign promises that he was going to ban Muslim nations who supported radical terrorist groups like ISIS etc, he didn't hide his disdain for criminal Mexicans who are going to the US to commit all types of crime, hence his proposed wall on the Eastern borders of the US.

True to his words, President Trump immediately carried out some of his campaign promises to the surprise of many. But i personally think that America's reaction to President Trump's actions and decisions is hypocritical and grossly annoying: Trump already started during is campaign that he would do or carry out the things he his doing right now before majority of Americans voted him into the white house. Trump is a very honest person who believes in whatever he consider right or worth doing, those protesting against his administration should wake up to the new normal. President Trump will complete his four or Eight years in office and i believe America will be 'Great Again' under his administration.

There is really nothing worth living for if you don't have Christ.  He is our hope, our source and the very essence of our living.

Whatever level of success,  achievements, breakthrough  you desire is in Christ Jesus.  Stop struggling with your own effort and intelligence,  surrender to Jesus and experience true peace of mind and unimaginable breakthrough in everything you do.

You have tried many things, it's time to try Jesus and you will see the difference.

#Only Jesus

For some reasons, i have decided not to comment on the current legal case between Apple computers and the FBI. Some of my friends have asked for my take on the the case and here, I want to give my own opinion about that high profile case.

Just for those who are not familiar with the case between the FBI and Apple computers, the FBI wants Apple Computers to unlock an iPhone 5S from a San Bernadino terrorist shooter; Farook. According to FBI, the phone could not be accessed since Farook was shot dead with his wife on that fateful day hence they require Apple Computers to unlock the phone which Apple has refused to unlock.

The FBI has threatened and sued Apple for failing to cooperate with them on a matter of  " National Security",   personally i see this move by the FBI as a desperate move to invade Techs companies within the United State, secondly, I don't consider the case as a matter of National Security plus Apple Computers has the legal right to protect the integrity of the data and information stored in the database of their computers within and outside the US. Lastly, i think and i know that the FBI's request for Apple to assist in unlocking the phone is bullshit! FBI has the capability, the technology and the Intel to unlock any phone, computer etc in any location in the world.  So  my conclusion is that the case is far more than unlocking a single phone, the FBI wants to set a precedent that the Department of Justice and the FBI can compel Tech companies to give up customer's information and create backs doors in mobile phone and computer OS.

QHN join Facebook, Google, Microsoft and other NGO's, individuals and organisations to condemn the FBI request. Request on National Security should not infringe on our right to freedom of expression. 

Uviowho Daniel, a blogger writes from Yanegoa.

Alright I have been silent on political issues for some time now especially on international politics, but after following the US politics and the candidates of the 2016 US presidential election, i can't anymore! Like Princess Elsa in the movie 'Frozen', i have to 'let it go'. Among all the US presidential candidate, Donald Trump is by far and by all means the most controversial of them and you will understand why if you have been following the Republican and the Democrats debates.
                                                       

So much drama, accusations and counter-accusations so far, CNN and its political commentators are also playing their parts in the campaign drama.
Trump has been  calling his party (The Republican Party)   running mates names which some people within the states think will hinder or reduce his vote in the republican primaries. But Trump is not a clay pot that can be broken by 'mere heat of the sun', he is a very tough businessman and i personally think that after surviving in the highly competitive American business sector, Trump can survive the current political hurricane in the 2016 US presidential election.

The latest of Mr. Trump's "yabing" (na so we dey call am for Naija) is that all Muslims without except should not be allowed to visit the United States for security reasons. A lot Muslim sympathizers have criticized Mr Trump some even calling for the Republican party to denounce him as a member of the party. But i want to hold a different opinion here friends: As an individual i have never been in support of religious, denominational, racial or any other kind of organized discrimination but like Albert Einstein who although being a pacifist, consent to the development and use of the Atomic bomb in the first World War, i hold opinion with Donald Trump; enough of the madness already. Is the Muslim community feel offended and insulted, then they should write and direct all those their 'open letters' to ISIS and other Islamic terrorist groups all over the world. Even if you don't agree with me, it is still my opinion and i am entitled to it just as you are entitled to support or no-support of my point here.

Donald Trump, Republican Candidate

There is no time to comment on  the many political crises in Nigeria right now but i want to advise Nigeria politicians to stop decamping to APC, APC is the ruling political party in Nigeria now but most politicians in Nigeria have fail to understand that there is still power in opposition! If there is no opposition then there is no politics and essentially no democracy. So Ayiri and co that are decamping to APC in Warri, Delta State, Nigeria should retrace their political adultery steps abeg

President Buhari

And for the record, i think APC is the worse political party ever in Nigeria. They are just accepting the decampees (if there is any word like that) from PDP without second thought. But i am not even surprised or bothered because APC is full of recycled old political thieves who left PDP to form APC. Finally, Buhari should stop the song about fighting corruption and jailing corrupt politicians from the previous administration. Why is Amechi, Tinubu, Atiku etc not in prison if Buhari is serious about fighting corruption?

Uviowho Daniel, a blogger writes from Yanegoa
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The New Google chrome Mobile Browser

Google just updated the mobile version of its chrome browser, I am not a fan of the Google chrome but I think the new features are really cool for people who do most of their reading and research online.
Google  still gives you the regular drop-down list-like page when you make a query but this time, there is the option to check the meaning of any word or grammar that is generated from your query.

Google automatically redirect you to the meaning of the word you click on the result page of the query with a small letter of 'g' in a blue circle.

Google has been updating its mobile version of chrome browser to meet the continues challenge of its rival like Opera mobile, uc browser etc. However, I think Google also need to review the desktop version of the chrome browser and disable some of the funny default options that the desktop version of chrome come with. It should be more flexible like the new Microsoft Edge, Internet Explorer 11 and Opera desktop version.

So go get your chrome browser updated if you have not already done that. And here is a link to guide you on the different browsers for mobile phones. CLICK ME.
   

 

 

 

If you have an opportunity to have a glance

 

I am just wondering guys; if by some chance both the Jesus Christ and the Devil appears before mankind, who do you think would get more attention? ( attention as used here means just attention and nothing more )  the Devil who has sworn to destroy all mankind with him or Jesus Christ who sacrificed his precious life to redeem mankind from eternal destruction?

Nothing thrilled me more the bizarre nature of subatomic particles in my college school days. Everything about Quantum Mechanics or Physics was and is still very interesting to me especially the laws and principles such as the THE DOUBLE SPLIT EXPERIMENT, EINSTEIN’S TIME DILATION, UNCERTAINTITY PRINCIPLE, SPACE-TIME, ETHER, to mention a few.

I was so in love with these theories, ideas and principles that I spent 40% of my school time in our school library buried in the many and sometimes scary nature of our subatomic particles far above the world of ‘Gross Matter’. To be honest, I missed so much missing classes and I also gained a lot. When I successfully and single-handedly build the first and the only Periscope in my school, I was given scholarship and made the Vice president of my school science club: JUNIOR ENGINEERS AND SCIENTIST CLUB (JETs club) and also doubled as the physics and chemistry laboratory prefect.

Here I am going to be talking about the UNCERTAINTITY PRINCIPLE.

Faced with the many and bizarre problems and behavior of the moving electron in the nucleus of the atom, scientist and physicists in the 19^th century made so many predictions to determine where the electron could be at a particular time. But all theories, laws and ideas to pin the electron to a fix position proved futile until Heisenberg  came with his Uncertainty Principle which for the sake of simplicity states that: the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. With this understanding, scientists’ and engineers were able to develop the first Nuclear weapon and other breakthroughs in the field of

nuclear physics.

I am still interested in Quantum physics and who knows I might just be the first African to develop a Nuclear Weapon since president Buhari recently signed a document that will see Nigeria and Nigerians going into arms production .LOL