Animal Affairs I & II

                                                                Animal Affairs I & II

 Chicken I. I am scared for my life.

Chicken II.: why are you scared? 

Chicken I: It’s the festive period and as usual these gluttons of humans will start slaughtering us like chickens.

Chicken II.: But we are chickens, aren’t we?

Chicken I.: That is not my point. Humans are disgusting piece of shit. What right do they have to slaughter and eat us? 

Chicken II.: I totally agree with you my comrade. We spend almost all our lives searching for food by ourselves only for humans to kill and eat us? This is disheartening to say the least.

(Mother hen walks in, visibly angry and gives a loud annoying crow at interval)

Mother Hen.: They have ruined me! Worthless irredeemable overeaters. 

(Chicken I interjects): Mother, what is the issue this time?

Mother Hen: humans!  Those irredeemable gluttons of humans that God will help me to punish have started again. 6 of the 8 eggs I layed last week are gone, eaten by those lazy humans. My anus still bleeds and hurts from the excruciating pain of laying my eggs.

Chicken II: 6 eggs? Bullshit, that is nothing actually. News abounds of how humans have eaten the entire green field in Emu town, they eat very rubbish, unimaginable things like woods but they call it yam tubers. Nonsense.

Chicken I: Haven’t you heard they also eat all types of grass in the name of vegetables? 

Chicken II: Seems there isn’t a limit to their atrocious acts. They occasionally feed us with chemically-engineered feeds to fatten us in anticipation for the ultimate slaughter. Wicked, unreasoning humans.

Chicken I: ‘chemically-engineerd’, ‘anticipation’. These are big words comrade, how did you learn them?

Mother Hen: Short up both of you and spare me these nonsense big words. We have a bigger problem. Easter is coming, we survived Christmas and new year but I am very disturbed they might finally slaughter us this coming Easter.

to be continued...

Michael Jackson'

The entire weight of a 52 year old adult male suspended on two toes. His weight  distribution altered, affecting his center of gravity yet he maintained balance. 

 Thousand of his fans in attendance, all screaming in unison in complete amusement and admiration to his hypnotic performances. A few of these fans fainting out of excitement and exhaustion making the work of the Security men more difficult than it already is. 

During the interlude, he formed an elliptical arc with his back in a clockwise direction while simultaneously bending his  legs  and closing his two knees together, alas! This is where he gets the balance comrades. With this singular mechanical act, MJ magically and evenly distributed his entire body weight down his toes.

Never has mankind witnessed such a gifted Musical Artist before and after him. MJ left a piece of his soul in every of his songs.

Here he performed the world celebrated single 'You Are Not Alone'. 

The crowd screams in awe as he performed. Minutes later, he stands still while the crowd continues chanting 'Michael!, Michael!! , Michael!!!' repeatedly but this time, MJ is facing the multitude, absorbing  every energy given off from the crowned. He hacked and  mastered the act of stage performance.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Jackson, the King of Pop.

Soyinka's Abiku

Hello guys, today I would like us to talk and 

discuss Soyinka's poem 'Abiku', Abiku was first written by JP Clark. The poem narrates the many troubles some mothers face when dealing with an Abiku child, JP Clark's version of the poem is actually an appeal from the mother to the Abiku child to stay and stop tormenting her.

Soyinka's version however, is a response from the child :Abiku to the mother. Please I have dropped links to both poems guys, kindly read and share your opinion in the comment section.

JP Clark's Version :https://www.poemhunter.com/poems/abiku/

Soyinka's Version :https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wole-soyinka-abiku/

Trump, US Congress and the Shutdown

President Trump is the most insulted president alive. There is hardly anyone who has not insulted the president from members of his own administration to opposition party members to the news media who have declared war on the president. However, Trump seems to be calmer with every controversy building on him, i personally envy and respect his ability to handle all the negative comments about him.

Americans have not helped matters either, some people call him names and some times publicly. The current US government shutdown is as a result of Trump trying to fulfill his campaign promise of building a war between Mexico and the US. Democrats maybe fighting in vain to prevent this, the president is a man of his words and wont be move until his demands are met besides the war will be of greater benefit to the American population.

Congress should be bothered the effects of the shutdown. The world is wacthing. 

THE UN CHALLENGE

 The United Nations among other things was set up to resolve international wars and wars within sovereign states. However, the body seem to be failing in this regard as more countries are defying its decisions and rules. In recent years, we have seen the UN looking helpless while its member states shamelessly defy its orders. Its now a toothless dog as President Trump once said.

This is true especially when we consider the cases of North korea , Sudan, Russia etc. If this situation continues, the UN may end up like its predecessor the League Of Nations. We call on all relevant bodies and stake holders with the UN to look into this situation so as to avoid what happened during the second world War. One of the reasons the UN is loosing its powers is on the issue of Reform of its security Counsel. Personally, i think its high time the five permanent members of the UN are reviewed as this doing that will go a long way to restoring its relevance and powers.

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WEBSITES AND INTERNET SECURITY

Every day, millions of people connect to the internet via their smart phones, laptops, ipads PDAs etc 90% of what we do on the internet is via or on Websites; booking for a flight, accommodation, hotel, reading news online, streaming videos, using any of the popular social messaging apps to check and send IMs to check status update. All these are done over the internet via websites.

Its important to know and understand what websites are made of, how they function and how to better interact with them. QHNets will be giving out lectures on;
1. Websites basics
2. The different level Website Security: a. https, b. ssl c. EV
3. How to protect yourself and browse safely on the internet

Drop your comments on any area of security you want and QHNets will follow you up personally, our goal is to see people browsing the internet safely.

Ethical Hacking

Hacking is one of the most searched things on the internet according to recent survey, what  exactly is hacking? Can one really hack legally? Is there a licence to hack? These and many more what QHNets will be giving attention to in the coming weeks.

Don't stop coming guys, all your Hacking questions will be answered here, for now, kindly drop any question, advice and opinion here before we begin the QHNets Series on hacking

What is Kali Linux ?

Kali Linux is the new generation of the industry-leading BackTrack Linux penetration testing and security auditing Linux distribution. Kali Linux is a complete re-build of BackTrack from the ground up, adhering completely to Debian development standards.

As the distribution developers, one would likely expect us to recommend that everyone use Kali Linux but the fact of the matter is, that Kali is a Linux distribution specifically geared towards professional penetration testing and security auditing.

More about Kali Linux

Is Artificial Intelligence (AI)Safe?

There has been lots of debate on the whether AI should be continued or not, tech giants like Elon Musk of SpaceX and Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook have both given their take on the controversial debate on AI. QHNets would like to hear from our readers what their views and opinions  are on AI, please drop your comments and opinions in support or against AI.

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